baseball & glitter

cori. girl. 26. omaha. I'm sassy. and probably funnier than you.
I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesnโ€™t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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modestmgmtofficial:

everythingโ€™s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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I go through phases. Somedays I feel like the person Iโ€™m supposed to be, and then somedays, I turn into no one at all. There is both me and my silhouette. I hope that on the days you find me and all I am are darkened lines, you still are willing to be near me.
Mary Kate Teske (via dirtyberd)

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Here she is, all mine, trying her best to give me all she can. How could I ever hurt her? But I didnโ€™t understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would never recover. That a person can, just by living, damage another human being beyond repair.
Haruki Murakami,ย South of the Border, West of the Sunย  (via dirtyberd)

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americachavez:

shesalittleobsessed:

Chris Evans at the US Open

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royals:

The #Royals go all out, all the time.


I can’t stop watching this hahahaha

royals:

The #Royals go all out, all the time.

I can’t stop watching this hahahaha

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I just want you to do me no good
And you look like you could

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